i hate how they gave sirius prison tattoos in the movies like holy fuck all of the inmates are being kept sedated by dementor-induced depression who the fuck is giving people ink
Dammit dementor jerry is inking them up in the back cells again he has to stop doing this
Children of Iris have the power to change colors of items simply by touching them.
Now imagine Iris kids walking up to Nico, slamming their hands into his chest, changing his shirt bright yellow, and then running away as fast as their legs can possibly go.
“You know, it’s funny. I actually don’t know what shipper-baiting is,” Guggenheim admitted. “I will tell you, he does ask her out on a date. That is going to happen. I don’t know what to say beyond that, except that we’re really acknowledging the chemistry between the…
old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on
then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources
Reacting to the news about Captain America. <3
A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.
Saving lives all over the place!! Thanks dude.
This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha
reblogged before it was even finished.
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage
"That day, a few months ago, when I asked you to the theater, what was your reply going to be?"
"Isn’t that obvious?"